look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?
i just wanna sit around without clothes on but i live in a house with four other people and i cant do that
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
The only joke my mom ever made was me
and even then she needed some help from your dad in order to make it