baldblondie

wethinkwedream

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

wethinkwedream

whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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sugardandy

wikihow-illustrations

dorknewton

Reblog for bountiful and relevant employment opportunities in 2019

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baldblondie

black-culture

essencemooree

I hope so too.

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whoaheytheresatan

one-time-i-dreamt

I was hanging around at my boyfriend’s place (in hindsight he was probably Satan) and we were just chilling, doing normal things, when a long, sleek, black car pulled up outside of his house. My boyfriend, suddenly very nervous and twitchy, told me to go and hide in the closet. When I asked him what was up, he just told me it was a “work associate” so I went and did as he said. I peeked a little bit out of the closet to see who this person was. I wanted to see who could possibly get my boyfriend, the actual Devil, to tremble in fear. And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz.

alpinewriter

Reflections on this post:

1. I need to read URLs.

2. “in hindsight he was probably Satan” may be the single greatest hook to a story that I’ve ever seen.

3. The levels of stress and suspense that occur in the rising action here rival that of some of the greatest survival horror works that exist on this earth.

4. “And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz” is probably the only sentence that could make the conclusion to this story more terrifying, and ended the story in a way far superior to anything my own sense of dread could have come up with.

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